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[threnodeity]

rose lalonde

Rose Strider. Grimoire expert and future emissary to the old gods. Say what you wish.

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[threnodeity]

If you were to perish by my best friend's hands, I'll take my leave to a remote cliff overlooking the stormy sea, wearing nothing save for a tattered chiffon to represent my grief as I howl to the heavens.

In any case, that's a good idea.
How will we be splitting them up?

[parodeity]

do you have a pretattered chiffon prepared for this eventuality
will you wail into a handkerchief and like mess up your hair
what else do they do in gothic novels
i guess usually throw themselves off the cliffs but ill waive that in the event i die
live on in spite of my untimely demise rose
or go down with me either or

i want uranus
ive already talked about how tight my ass is in relation to this as a joke
ive committed

[threnodeity]

The curtains in our living room should serve as decent fabric for this purpose. All I require is a dripping candle and I shall be ready to throw myself into levels of grief that would make any professional mourner unionize to prevent me from stealing their business.

I'm certain I have to witness your ghost before I meet my tragic end on the rocks.

Try not to lube Uranus with your sweaty palms when Jade hands the charms to you.

[parodeity]

would you write me a eulogy
with like as many innuendos about dicks as possible
but also nice feelings
im putting in a request for that

ill also make a note to haunt your ass if i kick the bucket first

also im offended youre already assuming im going to be a nervous wreck
ill have you know im ice cold
like a sea cucumber
although actually i dont think those live in ice cold waters
lukewarm?
coldish?
whatever im cool

[threnodeity]

Sea cucumbers are squishy.

Much like your heart when Jade is around.

[parodeity]

they also eject their organs like poison or some shit at enemies
thats badass not squishy
i mean i guess the ejections are squishy
but in a badass manner thanks much

i cannot fucking wait for the day you fall for someone

[threnodeity]

Who's to say I haven't?

[parodeity]

the fact you havent told me about it
come on i would have to rate at LEAST that
what is even the point of having shared a womb if i dont get gossip perks