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[threnodeity]

rose lalonde

Rose Strider. Grimoire expert and future emissary to the old gods. Say what you wish.

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[parodeity]

you never know if you did she might do away with me
and then where would you be
bereft is where
anyway we thought maybe we could get our charms again
but flip them around
so we each get a different one this time?

[threnodeity]

If you were to perish by my best friend's hands, I'll take my leave to a remote cliff overlooking the stormy sea, wearing nothing save for a tattered chiffon to represent my grief as I howl to the heavens.

In any case, that's a good idea.
How will we be splitting them up?

[parodeity]

do you have a pretattered chiffon prepared for this eventuality
will you wail into a handkerchief and like mess up your hair
what else do they do in gothic novels
i guess usually throw themselves off the cliffs but ill waive that in the event i die
live on in spite of my untimely demise rose
or go down with me either or

i want uranus
ive already talked about how tight my ass is in relation to this as a joke
ive committed

[threnodeity]

The curtains in our living room should serve as decent fabric for this purpose. All I require is a dripping candle and I shall be ready to throw myself into levels of grief that would make any professional mourner unionize to prevent me from stealing their business.

I'm certain I have to witness your ghost before I meet my tragic end on the rocks.

Try not to lube Uranus with your sweaty palms when Jade hands the charms to you.

[parodeity]

would you write me a eulogy
with like as many innuendos about dicks as possible
but also nice feelings
im putting in a request for that

ill also make a note to haunt your ass if i kick the bucket first

also im offended youre already assuming im going to be a nervous wreck
ill have you know im ice cold
like a sea cucumber
although actually i dont think those live in ice cold waters
lukewarm?
coldish?
whatever im cool

[threnodeity]

Sea cucumbers are squishy.

Much like your heart when Jade is around.

[parodeity]

they also eject their organs like poison or some shit at enemies
thats badass not squishy
i mean i guess the ejections are squishy
but in a badass manner thanks much

i cannot fucking wait for the day you fall for someone

[threnodeity]

Who's to say I haven't?

[parodeity]

the fact you havent told me about it
come on i would have to rate at LEAST that
what is even the point of having shared a womb if i dont get gossip perks