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[threnodeity]

rose lalonde

Rose Strider. Grimoire expert and future emissary to the old gods. Say what you wish.

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[parodeity]

Rose. C'mon. I obviously want to read the twenty page summary, though if one of the items in this summary isn't takin' over the world I'm disappointed in you.

[ he'll sip some more of his hot cocoa. ]

Do you have to like face other English and psych majors in honorable combat in order to like, get your masters. Please tell me you have to meet them in honorable combat. Or dishonorable combat, I'll take that one, too. We could get you like dual-wield katanas and you can mow down the unworthy?

[threnodeity]

[She snorts.]

The humanities partake in far nobler practices. Duels are for physicians and business majors. We prefer snake wrangling.

[parodeity]

[ she receives one raised eyebrow. ]

Rose. You tellin' me you want one-on-one time with a python? And here I thought you were more interested in somethin' else entirely.

[ shoot him BUT HE CAN'T NOT SAY THIS SHIT ]

[threnodeity]

[Boy. BOY.

She crosses her legs. And just. Smirks.]

Why can't I have both?

[parodeity]

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he at least doesn't have that exact hangup thanks to not being raised by a hypermasculine ninja. and also. > dirk is gay. and dirk is like his fucking hero. so being able to swing either way isn't a big deal? although talking about this stuff with rose is always shooting himself in the foot because > TWIN SISTER, why does he do this to himself. ]

At the same time? Now we're talkin' about a scandal. Am I gonna have to help you sneak snakes in and out of the house, Rosie. My acting skills are probably equal to the challenge.

[threnodeity]

[Twin sister who is ready to raise this conversation to uncomfortably kinky heights, thank you very much. Dave really does invite this. It's his own fault for letting the vampiric innuendos in.]

How do you intend on smuggling my reptilian lovers, Davie? Do you really have a plan for that?

[parodeity]

[ honestly this is why he doesn't date HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME DISCUSSING KINKY INNUENDOS WITH HIS TWIN SISTER AND FOR SOME REASON MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT THAT IN A BOYFRIEND???? ]

Obviously. I'd be a piss-poor brother if I couldn't help you hook up. Clearly Snoop Dogg [ the iguana ] and I can pretend he's havin' playdates. Or we could pretend they're for Beast. Your monster cat could eat, like, anything.