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rose lalonde

Rose Strider. Grimoire expert and future emissary to the old gods. Say what you wish.

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[threnodeity]

[Twin sister who is ready to raise this conversation to uncomfortably kinky heights, thank you very much. Dave really does invite this. It's his own fault for letting the vampiric innuendos in.]

How do you intend on smuggling my reptilian lovers, Davie? Do you really have a plan for that?

[parodeity]

[ honestly this is why he doesn't date HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME DISCUSSING KINKY INNUENDOS WITH HIS TWIN SISTER AND FOR SOME REASON MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT THAT IN A BOYFRIEND???? ]

Obviously. I'd be a piss-poor brother if I couldn't help you hook up. Clearly Snoop Dogg [ the iguana ] and I can pretend he's havin' playdates. Or we could pretend they're for Beast. Your monster cat could eat, like, anything.