threnodeity: (41.)
rose "let's burn this motherfucker down" lalonde ([personal profile] threnodeity) wrote 2017-02-11 04:54 am (UTC)

The curtains in our living room should serve as decent fabric for this purpose. All I require is a dripping candle and I shall be ready to throw myself into levels of grief that would make any professional mourner unionize to prevent me from stealing their business.

I'm certain I have to witness your ghost before I meet my tragic end on the rocks.

Try not to lube Uranus with your sweaty palms when Jade hands the charms to you.

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